plans

u make plans with you frinds last minute

friend-hey lets make plans for tomorrow
me-k

by XOXO, IG May 31, 2019

plans

what people say they need to make because they want to look cool for having friends.

often written in a facebook status...makes you look like a loser.

plans? hit me upp

damn rain ruined my plans

making plansss(:

by ilovemockingpeople July 3, 2010

plans

What a girl tells you when she's either going on a date with another guy, or pretending to in order to blow you off/let you know she's not interested.

Oh Friday's not good, I have plans. I have plans for the weekend too.

by Dantes April 10, 2008

Plans

The excuse under which many college and university students wave productive but time consuming and effort-required things off such as getting swole at the gym, preparing healthy meals or studying - to engage in unproductive behaviour such as, but not limited to: smoking marijuana, eating cheetos and vigorously masturbating.

Bro #1 - Sup dood wanna start hitting the gym and become swolemates?
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.

by The ultimate bro September 5, 2013

Plans

Every 12 year old boy's not so secret code word for masturbation

Dude 1: bro, you gonna be open tonight?

Dude 2: nah I got plans bruh
Dude 1:ah I feel ya (not literally)

(girls whispering nearby)"why does he always have plans?"

by Nugittugit95 April 16, 2017

Plans

When your all lazy fucks and Cullen creates these for your enjoyment

Wow I’m such a cunt and Cullen is so great and makes all of the plans

by Lukas is stupid July 13, 2022

plans soon

what you say to someone on facebook when you don't actually want to see them anytime in the near future

Facebook:
taylor posts picture

Jenna: OMG you look so pretty i haven't seen you in forever!
taylor: thanks :) i know! plans soon
*Taylor internally*: fuck this bitch

by thetrillestogbasedword February 23, 2014