Plans

The excuse under which many college and university students wave productive but time consuming and effort-required things off such as getting swole at the gym, preparing healthy meals or studying - to engage in unproductive behaviour such as, but not limited to: smoking marijuana, eating cheetos and vigorously masturbating.

Bro #1 - Sup dood wanna start hitting the gym and become swolemates?
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.

by The ultimate bro August 05, 2013

plan for the plan

business jargon that represents the fact that no one knows what the fuck they are doing

We can't commit to that yet, we need to develop a plan for the plan first.

by FlatGreenBall February 26, 2021

Plan

Something Dutch has

Dutch needs 1 more score for his plan to work you just need more faith

by John marston the rock farmer January 02, 2019

The Plan

The biggest fans of Gross Gore, known for spamming WideHardo

Yo, did you see what The Plan did? They were spamming that chat with WideHardo's.

by THE PLAN WIDEHARDO June 02, 2019

plan

Weed in Russian

plan-weed
weed-plan

by Leonid May 19, 2003

The Plan

A terroristic group / movement, which was created by Gross Gore.

Yo did u see the plan harass this guy?
Yes I totally saw the plan harassing other streamers because Gross Gore told them to do so

by PLANNER1234 June 15, 2019

plan

1. A plot, a schedule, or scheme
2. Hashish, marijuana

Stalin on the meeting with his army generals, walking back and forth and smoking his pipe
Stalin: -Comrade Zhukov, is it your plan?
Zhukov: -Yes, Comrade Stalin!
Stalin, having a good puff: -Comrade Zhukov, you have a great plan!

by dildo777 October 20, 2018