The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.
1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
a viral disease that occurs mostly in male homosexual and bisexual persons. it's symptoms mostly resembles smallpox - high fever with rash all over body which turns into blisters. it is mostly fatal.
Bill: look there Chad that faggot has been infected with gaypox
Amy: hey that's homophobic
Chad: praise be to god who humiliates the disobedient
The reflexive attribution of differences in outcomes between demographic groups to racism.
Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)
Verb
1. The act of sweet ass homosexual men regulating punishment on scandalous ass bitches in any way that they feel is necessary for the level of trifling that went down. (Most common usage)
2. The act of literally being slapped by the hand of a homosexual for being a trifling ass bitch.
Noun
3. The hand belonging to a homosexual that slaps bitches who trifle.
1. "Tony did you hear about that little bitch talking to your man? I think we should gaypalm his ass. Let's tell everybody he has the herp."
2. "James, you have to tell the story about when you were at the club and you had to gaypalm that bitch in the face for getting out of line."
3. "Step off hoe, I have a gaypalm with your name on it."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).