The gayest number in the world is 57. This number refers to Shakespeare's Sonnet number 57. This sonnet details Shakespeare's love for a young man. His affections are so strong that he calls himself a slave to his incredibly strong emotional attraction to the boy.
1) When you feel panic around someone of the same sex because you are attracted to them
2) you forgot your flannel or to cuff your jeans
3) when a homosexual feels panic
4) you have to see your homophobic/racist/Karen like relatives for thanksgiving and/or for another holiday and have to hide your gayness
5) someone figures out your sexuality when it wasn’t intentional
a viral disease that occurs mostly in male homosexual and bisexual persons. it's symptoms mostly resembles smallpox - high fever with rash all over body which turns into blisters. it is mostly fatal.
Bill: look there Chad that faggot has been infected with gaypox
Amy: hey that's homophobic Chad: praise be to god who humiliates the disobedient
Albertu: "Why are so many Chinese-Americans admitted to top schools at the expense of other groups?"
Pardsnipper: "Racism!"
Albertu: "Hahahahahaha. No."
(Racism of the Gaps)
Verb
1. The act of sweet ass homosexual men regulating punishment on scandalous ass bitches in any way that they feel is necessary for the level of trifling that went down. (Most common usage)
2. The act of literally being slapped by the hand of a homosexual for being a trifling ass bitch.
Noun
3. The hand belonging to a homosexual that slaps bitches who trifle.
1. "Tony did you hear about that little bitchtalking to your man? I think we should gaypalm his ass. Let's tell everybody he has the herp."
2. "James, you have to tell the story about when you were at the club and you had to gaypalm that bitch in the face for getting out of line."
3. "Step off hoe, I have a gaypalm with your name on it."