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Gauching 

When a molecule decides "fuck it" I'll go Gauche IBu-Me and introduce the steric strain.

Can also be used to describe someone who is extremely hypocritical such that their opinions seem to "gauche" themselves.
God Damn tert-butal substiuents; these molecules are gauching so hard.

Bros gauching...
Are you gauching?
A slang word for stretching of a body piercing. The correct term is stretching.
"Hey, I'm gauging up my eat today!"
"She's been gaugin' up that for forever"
Gauging by MS/Billybobjo October 2, 2006

Ear gauging

Stupid ring things that expand the ear lobes in an attempt to make someone look badass, but in reality, fail miserably only to look like a douchebag.
Person 1 - "Hey, guys, I got my ears gauged!"
Persons 1-any - "Shut up douchebag. No cool person likes ear gauging."
Ear gauging by Total non-douche March 8, 2009

anal gauging combat

when one dominant figure places his "junk" in another mans ass in a military operative type role-play
dude, did you hear that gavin and landon initiated each other in a game of anal gauging combat. dude that's sick
anal gauging combat by cornholejoe October 12, 2008

Dick gauging 

The act of staring an a mans nether region in attempt to decipher the size of their junk.
Sarah, why are you staring at that man's crotch? Don't mind Sarah, she's just Dick gauging.
Dick gauging by ZMBY_Minds July 19, 2020
The process of stretching a person's piercings from one gauge to a higher gauge.

Common gauging movements are from 8g to 6g, 2g to 0g and 1/2"g to 5/8"g.

Gauging too fast can cause tearing or a blowout.
I tore my ear the other day while gauging from a 4g to a 0g.
gauging by Denis Baldwin February 3, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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