FSM stands for Finger Slippery Moment. When your phone slips in the middle of something and you randomly dial/call/send an audio message to someone by mistake. It's a finger slippery moment.
Guy: Hey, saw a missed call.. you tryna call call or it's one of those finger slippery moments? lol
Girl: 🙈 fsm sorry
Girl: 🙈 fsm sorry
by TPats September 11, 2019
Short for the Flying Spaghetti Monster. The one true God, he is made up of a pile of spaghetti with two meatballs in it. Under his noodliness, the holy day is Friday, the preferred attire is Pirate garb, and the preferred head covering is a pasta colander. And instead of saying Amen at the end of a prayer, you say Ramen
The reason people are taller now is because The FSM shows his love by smacking people on the head with his noodly appendages, making people shorter each bonk. Now there are more people, so there are less bonks to go around, so people are taller.
by ScienceDude23 November 02, 2020
Stands for Flying Spaghetti Mosnter. The Flying Spaghetti and Meatball monster is believed to be the one who created the world, by Pastafarianists. Initially Pastafarianism was created to protest the Kansas State School Board's decision to teach "Intelligent Design" in schools, one man invented a parody religion, Pastafarianism. Pastafarianists believe the FSM created the world. The FSM and concept of Pastafarianism eventually became an actual religion, one with a bible and church. Unlike what some people may believe, the FSM was not created by atheists to mock the concept of religion.
by Mikazuki August 22, 2010
The god of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is not a conspiracy to create a holocaust of religious people, unlike what some definitions would like you to think.
His noodly appendage having shown me the one true faith... Well, besides Buddhism, Islam, Obamaism, and even Christianity, and FSM. Oh, I said that already.
by Hughdo November 16, 2010
The almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster. Under the religion of Pastafarian, you worship this almighty deity.
Once i found the FSM, i was saved. His almighty sauciness engulfed me, and i was at peace with the world.
by THIS_IS_MARTA February 12, 2009