When you drop a long-ass shit -- so long, that the tapered head sticks out of the water and then is reluctant to go all the way down right away when you flush.

Tom: Dick, look at the long-ass shit I just dropped. (Flush --)

Dick: It won't go all the way down -- it's gasping for breath.

Gasping for Breath by RWClassABoomer March 16, 2009

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The Gasping Ila

The Gasping Ila (eel-uh) is a position either used to subdue an oponent in a wresting match or do embarass a sexual partner in bed. The male proceeds to put the female into a headlock using his thighs, giving her a "face full of junk"

"I gave Sandra the gasping ila last night."

The Gasping Ila by wijgego April 24, 2007

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Gasping

Inability to breathe in enough oxygen to fuel an orgasm during cuming. Can lead to asphyxia if the man pulls his cock out of the pussy and his lover, forgetting herself, takes half the cock in her mouth and passes out from lack of air and too much cum.

My wife started gasping for air as she came and almost passed out when I flooded her throat with cum. I backed my cock out of her, flipped her light body over on her stomach, grasped her around the chest just below her D cup boobs and pulled up. She hawked out a large luge of cum, swallowed ater spitting it out, and caught her breath.

Gasping by neverdone January 21, 2008

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gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.

person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.

gasping turtle by mackieeeee September 23, 2009

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