Garuffalo

A cross between a gorilla and a buffalo; usually used to describe certain women...

Damn, did you see that garuffalo that Justin was with last night? I was afraid for his life! She was a HUUUUUGE bitch!!!!

by BuckeyeGuy April 15, 2009

Janeane Garofalo

An ignorant D-list celebrity/bitch that has never made a substantive argument to back up any of her political views and instead just calls everyone that disagrees with her a racist or a homophobe. Most recently, she did this when she accused tea party protesters of being racist rednecks, even though the protest had nothing at all to do with race. JG lacks the cognitive ability to understand that it is possible for people to be angry about the excessive spending, coming hyperinflation and tax increases that will destroy this country, and not be racists. Also, she doesn't shave her pits and has a head the size of a Hummer.

Dude: "Hey, I said I didn't want pickles on my burger!"

Janeane Garofalo: "You fucking racist."

by RME1976 July 12, 2009

gruffalo

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.

oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

giraffalo

a mix between a giraffe and a buffalo

wow look at that giraffalo!! it sure is ugly!

by TOAST!!%@$# October 5, 2005

gruffalo

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

by Schorry July 23, 2008

garafalo!

1. an exclamatory word used to inject emotion after something either A:very exciting happens B: A very funny happens or C: something dissappointing/awful.
Synonyms: Aww Shucks, crap, fluff, fuck, shoot, shit, poo, that's unfortunate,Awesome!, Grand! etc.

Stacy: Garafalo! I just got $300 from my boss!
Julie: wow, why?
Stacy: I worked for 7 days straight
Julie: oh... Garafalo
Stacy: Haha, yea.. Now I'm lookin up lolcats to feel better
Julie: Garafalo!

by AngryEnglish July 12, 2011

garofalo

–verb
To call someone a racist or bigot as a last ditch effort to marginalize them because your argument is empty and flawed.

This is in reference to Janeane Garofalo. Who declared Tea Party attendees were racist on Keith Olbermann's show.

Person 1: I think illegal immigrants should be send back to their country because they broke the law when they entered this country illegally.
Person 2: You are such a racist.
Person 1: Don't try to garofalo me.

by dkbeers February 3, 2010