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graffilosophy 

Philosophy depicted through street art of graffiti.

The works of Banksy could be said to be graffilosophical.
"Smoke di smack, you'll be back.

Think I'm joking, just keep smoking..."

West Yorkshire graffilosophy
graffilosophy by Armaitus October 24, 2011

gruffalo 

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.
oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

Graffaholic 

A person addicted to graffiti or street bombing, remember graffiti isnt vandalism its art!
Joe nash is a Graffaholic
Graffaholic by joker12joe July 22, 2009

gruffalo 

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.
Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.
gruffalo by Schorry July 23, 2008
A giraffe which has a short SEXY moustache who is Jewish and chubby can often be found on the outskirts of your local GUN shop sometimes can be identified as a giraffnia by mistake
Jonny: hey is that a .... you know...
Robert: a.. giraffino...

DUN DUN DUUNNNNN
Carl: oh dang boys we gotta get outta here

Amber: wait isn’t he friends with that like penguino guy you know the one with the sombrero hat in the Ford Fiesta

The rest: we know now shut the FUCK up idiot
Giraffino by 69nice January 1, 2020

garafalo! 

1. an exclamatory word used to inject emotion after something either A:very exciting happens B: A very funny happens or C: something dissappointing/awful.
Synonyms: Aww Shucks, crap, fluff, fuck, shoot, shit, poo, that's unfortunate,Awesome!, Grand! etc.
Stacy: Garafalo! I just got $300 from my boss!
Julie: wow, why?
Stacy: I worked for 7 days straight
Julie: oh... Garafalo
Stacy: Haha, yea.. Now I'm lookin up lolcats to feel better
Julie: Garafalo!
garafalo! by AngryEnglish July 12, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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