goruffalo 

A chick that looks like she is a cross between a gorilla and a buffalo. Not only is she fat but she is ugly as gorilla.

Man did you see the goruffalo that Jones got drunk and fucked last night? (Common occurance among military men in the barracks)

goruffalo by Schermerhorn January 13, 2009

gruffalo 

A bear shaped bipedal character from children’s stories. A gruffalo's lower jaw extends beyond the upper jaw with two large upward pointing teeth. The gruffalo has a heart of gold but it's outward appearance is that of one that does not wish to be messed with.

The term gruffalo can be used as a semi-endearment to describe someone who is quite gruff (traditional meaning) i.e. with a temporary but short and snappy introductory temperament. A gruffalo likes to show that he is gruff (by moving things roughly and hunching the shoulders) but is capable of maintaining a reasonable (if a little gruff) conversation if you wish to. The gruffalo often appears in the morning and arrives late at the office so his gruffness is visible to other staff.

oh - look out! here comes the gruffalo.

gruffalo by Professor of new English July 1, 2005

giraffalo 

a mix between a giraffe and a buffalo

wow look at that giraffalo!! it sure is ugly!

giraffalo by TOAST!!%@$# October 5, 2005

gruffalo 

It is a term used to describe the most foul looking women you could possibly imagine. These women only are seen when they come out of the lagoon in order get action by cornering unsuspecting, drunk men. This term is not to be taken lightly.

Matt, Bill, and Garrett have hooked up with gruffaloes.

gruffalo by Schorry July 23, 2008

Gruffalo 

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

Gruffalo by Musty Musk Man June 5, 2023

Gruffalo toes 

Gruffalo toes is a person with dirty and disgusting toes

Get your gruffalo toes away from me

Gruffalo toes by Lil.briggs May 28, 2020

Gruffalo 

a girl that looks like the mix between a gorilla and buffalo

jake: omg that girl steff last night looked like a total gruffalo dude!
me: i kno man i almost threw up my blueberry rofl

Gruffalo by Jwalken August 4, 2007