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Crapper gargoyle
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
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Gargoyle in drag
Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
The Nasty Gargoyle
When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.
You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.
The Nasty Gargoyle by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005
Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape
Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape by Bludshot May 30, 2006
Gargoyle
When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Gargoyle by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006
Gargoyle Tears
The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.
Gargoyle Tears by DDiamondT March 7, 2021
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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