The act of painting one's body silver, then at night turning on a light and commencing to jerk in front of a window. When people pass by they will see the image of a gargoyle.
by The Gargoyler March 19, 2009
The act of a female perching over a male's cock and giving head from the squatting position. Thus if someone were to walk by it would look like a gargoyle perched over a male.
by yupski December 29, 2010
1. The act of stalking, loitering, or bothering others simply by being present.
2. Giving the stink eye.
3. Being really really ugly.
2. Giving the stink eye.
3. Being really really ugly.
"That creepy dude has been gargoyling in the corner all night."
"Shit man, she was hot last night but when we woke up this morning she was totally gargoylin'"
"Shit man, she was hot last night but when we woke up this morning she was totally gargoylin'"
by Sydnah August 12, 2008
When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006
When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010
The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 03, 2010
it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
by neofloyd March 16, 2009