Gargoyled

When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.

Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?

Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.

Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.

Me: down but i aint movin.

by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010

Gargoyled

When you play League of Legends and get one-shotted by a Chogath using Gargoyles stone plate

Yasuo: Hasa.....
Riven: What happened?
Lulu: He got gargoyled

by Hasaggggiiii June 15, 2017

Gargoyled

Final state of an erection, completely perched up, any additional blood flow would result in a complete combustion.

Talking in discord with the boys, gargoyled out of my mind.

by Gargoyle King September 10, 2023

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Nasty Gargoyle

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

by Bludshot May 30, 2006