garg

A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.

Also see um

"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".

by freedyal May 09, 2005

garg

garg is short for gargoyle he’s a creature from down in the ancient swamps of Jerusalem it usually is a man. he’s very short and has a half shaved beard and a hunched back . resembles a 8 year old child but has a mind of a 90 year old man. he’s usually plays guitar but he’s very bad at it. you’ll probably see him in a band but he’s very untalented and horrific. people named garg usually have lots of cuts and scabs on there hand it’s a symbol for being disgusting. he’s the worst person to walk this earth but he still a comedy show. people love to just laugh at him.

person 1 : laughs
garg: there just nervous

person 2 : everyone hates you garg

garg: cries to his mommy and daddy
child: mommy what’s that ugly creature

mom : it’s just garg beware

by rattybrats February 18, 2020

garg

an exclamation of annoyance or disgust

"so how was his..?"
"garg. midgit"
"should have known"

by k8 February 22, 2005

garg

Muslim slang for the drug, heroin.

Dhurka dhurka GARG mohammed jihad.

by Mr.Chuckleslondon March 12, 2006

Garg

A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.

Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!

Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!

Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!

At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!

by silly gilly July 29, 2011

Garg

A term for someone who is really sexy

What a wonderful looking Garg he is.

by Garg-oyle December 14, 2003

Garges

the revolting scent of farm animals, especially cows.

-Dude, thats terrible! Do you smell that? Thats total garges.

by mypseudonym6362 January 12, 2011