Garg

A garg is a very ugly man. Dr Junzy abbreviated the term garg from the word garg-oil, which is essentially the complete opposite of an oil (an oil is an attractive man). Bad skin, a poor or balding lid, atrocious physique and other rank features are all garg like characteristics, which can lead to an individual being labelled a garg.

Junzy: Look at Gayzell's lash-rash! His face is so red!
Chorus of others: Oh yeah, Hes a complete garg!

Girl 1: I got with Jimmy last night...
Girl 2: really the 1 who has nice eyes but a shit rig?
Girl 1: yer, I'm so embarressed! Despite his beautiful blue eyes he's still such a garg!

Worm: I'm the oiliest in our house right?
Everyone else: haha are you joking!? You mean gargiest in the house right!? GARG!

At a rugby tournament...
Guy on the sideline: Why is that short bloke with no neck the manager of the Lenton Oilers!? He's not oily, he's vile! What a garg!

by silly gilly July 29, 2011

Garg

A term for someone who is really sexy

What a wonderful looking Garg he is.

by Garg-oyle December 13, 2003

garg

A word that may be spoken when you have nothing to say. Also useful for eliminating awkward moments of silence.

Also see um

"Where were you last night?" "Well honey, I was busy ... 'garg'".

by freedyal May 9, 2005

Garg

A creature notorious for being very horny/frisky.

Wow, that guy's a Garg!

by Elliott Solomon December 13, 2003

Garg

A spastic, with too much libido for his own good. And a god-like proportion. Generally a pretty stavved up guy though.

Garg, stop humping me.

by Norman Mantagonist December 13, 2003

Garg

Yelled in excitement of winning, or in anger of losing. Usually right in someones face.

After just losing beating a friend, lean over in their face and "GARG!"

by NARGLATCH August 8, 2006

Garg

Sometimes short for Gargoyle, but still can carry all the meanings above.

"That garg is hard 24/7, and I mean that in 2 ways."

by CheapAlert March 3, 2004