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gargleblaster 

A kind of drink invented in Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is not so much an alcoholic beverage as it is a super freakiy psychodelic fucked up halucinatory headtripping cocktail from some hydrophile's wet dream. After drinking it, it is said that you experience the sensation of having your brain smashed out of your skull with a slice of lemon and then wrapped around a brick of gold.
*Drinks a gargleblaster*

UHHHH! Why did I do that!? WHYyyy is EVerYthing BRIGHT? GoDAmmIt, StoP MOvinG your TENTacLES!
gargleblaster by Kerik July 12, 2006

Gargleblasting 

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.
Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Gargleblasting by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012

PanGalactic GargleBlaster 

An alcoholic drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox, the effect of which is like having your brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.
Beverage Menu:

1) PanGalactic GargleBlaster (Recommended) - Free Refills (Not Recommended)
PanGalactic GargleBlaster by bathelm December 11, 2011

garglejob 

this is a type of oral sex in which the performer keeps the penis in their throat during orgasm and gargles the semen around the end of the penis
Well, Mr. McDonald, if you want a garglejob you'll have to pay extra. I usually have to drink a whole 6 pack to clean all of the ejaculatory fluid out of my throat.
garglejob by masochistmonkeyjoe February 18, 2009

garglebarfpgr

When you gargle barf like mouthwash and spit it out in spain
you are a garglebarfpgr”
garglebarfpgr by PeePeePooPooSofee November 6, 2020

Gigglebop 

A word you can add to any statement.
I can't find my gigglebop
Gigglebop by Imdatingurwaifu April 3, 2021