Pear

Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.

person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"

by Chloerosie August 01, 2011

Pear

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

by cocknockers December 29, 2008

Pear

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

by Ian Skinner April 07, 2008

Pear

A medival torture device shoved in a womans vagina. There is a crank at the end every time it its cranked the pear extends ripping the uterus. Very, very effective!

I got in an argument with my girl and I settled it with my good old pear!

by The Reaganator January 30, 2009

Pear

Pears are like apples but 20 TIMES BETTER pears could beat the SHIT out of a fucking apple!
U know that scene in 21 jump street where they shoot of the guys dick? Well pears will do it to YOU if u talk shit about them FUCK those apple bitches FUCK!

Dude1:hey do yo like pears?
Dude2:fuck no.
Dude1:*pulls out knife *Do you like fucking apples?
Dude2:yeah
Dude1:*shoves an apple down is throat and stabbs him in the back then eats a pear like a badass*

by Ppppenis morph October 29, 2017

Pear

The reason I get up in the morning and the reason I pass out at night.

"I haal some pear." -Jelmer
"We zijn low on pear." -Opa

by Badreend July 15, 2018

Pear

The fuck why you searchin this up even a fuckin retard knows what a pear is

I like that juicy pear

by Eorokrkr November 27, 2018