Gargleblasting 

The act of getting bladdered, sometimes but not exclusively by the consumption of Gin and Pear Drops.

Sally - When are we Gargleblasting next?

Steve - This weekend, I've had a tough week and feel like having my brain smashed out by a lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.

Gargleblasting by Pookeymonkey November 25, 2012

Gorgeblasting 

A crescendoing sub bass snore often accompanied by a deep sleep. Other symptoms include pregnancy, alcohol consumption and curious onlookers. Uncomfortable appearing body contortions whereby one can be mistaken for being possessed.

Yo broseph, i was trying to get a good nights sleep last night , my wife was gorgeblasting again though.

The snores were getting louder each gorge. Love that girl.

Jokes.

Gorgeblasting by Darwinian Falcon March 8, 2014

googleblasting 

A novel practice engaged in by cyberspammers, who abuse free sites like OpenDiary and LiveJournal by creating pages that have links to their websites. Since the Google scoring system that elevates a page to the top of a list depends on the number of pages that link to a target site, the practice supposedly raises a page's ranking on Google (and other search engines). It is prohibited by most of the sites where it is practiced.

"Dear Diarymaster, this site violates the terms and conditions, it is googleblasting a sex site to improve its ranking."

googleblasting by [e-mail] October 20, 2008

Giggleblasting 

The practice of hitting an aggressive leg day with a partner. Post Workout both you and your partner slather each other with Heinz Mayochup. Once fully lathered, one person puts on an inflatable dinosaur costume and brutally molests the other.

Hey John, are we still up for Giggleblasting later?

Giggleblasting by Witerwally A Genius October 24, 2024