Garfeild

To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

by Jerry July 17, 2003

garfeild

that fat cat created by Jim Daves who eats lasagna and what you call any orange cat

person 1 :that cat look like garfeild

person 2 fr

by herobean5836 April 29, 2022

Garfeild_commentary

A big wiener

Garfeild_commentary is a ball enthusiast

by Garfeild_cringe May 8, 2022

Garfield's friend Odie

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.

Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

Andrew Garfield

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.

andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee

by heybesties March 13, 2021

Andrew Garfield

The hottest man alive

“Who is Andrew Garfield”
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”

by Swagplease December 25, 2021

Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021