Definitions by herobean5836

i hate my life 

i hate my life

person 1 :i hate my life

the wall:

i hate my life by herobean5836 May 12, 2022

Evangelion 

a horror anime disguise as a mecha fighter anime. its also makes you feel like you want to kill your self

person 1 oh yeah did you see Evangelion

person 2 what the fuck is a Evangelion

Evangelion by herobean5836 April 29, 2022

garfeild

that fat cat created by Jim Daves who eats lasagna and what you call any orange cat

person 1 :that cat look like garfeild

person 2 fr

garfeild by herobean5836 April 29, 2022

Shadow the hedgehog 

I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person 1 what happened

Person 2 shadow the hedgehog pissed on his wife

Shadow the hedgehog by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

twitter 

twitter is A social media app on you computer or phone .
Its also a place where people can not share the opinion or get doxxed or people with weird fetishes and other people are found .

person1 : does the most cringiest thing.
person 2 :average twitter user .

twitter by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

bald 

something i tell my friend who has 0 hair growing onto his hair

hey antwan

antwan: what

you have 0 hair growing on your head your bald

antwan: ...

bald by herobean5836 April 25, 2022

doin your mom 

A come back 9 year olds use in a call of duty match

person 1 hey guess what

person 2 what

person 1 im doin your mom

person 2 no( does person 1s mom)

doin your mom by herobean5836 April 25, 2022