Garfielded

When you cum in your friends lasagna

I just Garfielded jack

by The shle man July 09, 2021

Garfielded

a natural disaster that occurs in Day of Defeat when Garfield79 pwns multiple members of the opposing force and/or captures all the flags in a spectacular, very badass manner. endings: -ing -ed

DUDE! Ya'll just got Garfielded!!!! LOL, that was a fucked up Garfielding!!!

by Garfield79 (BagofPot) October 21, 2004

Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 17, 2017

Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....

by Electrik man December 01, 2019

Garfield

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield

Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool

by assfuckerdicksucker300069 December 23, 2021

A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

by la latinax3 July 08, 2009