Garfeldi 

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

Garfeldi 

Definition A)
A differnt countries attempt to have a Garfield

Definiton B)
Oh god oh fuck Garfeldi is at my door subscribe to Saltydkdan OH GO-

Mom can we have Gafield at home?
No son we have Garfeldi

Garfeldi by Zeymatis October 19, 2021

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi

Garfeldi is god and anyone who disrespects him shall be put to death

Garfeldi by Whomesty July 10, 2022

Garfeldi 

Garfeldi is the person you hear calling your name when no one actually did.

Example : Person 1 ''what does Garfeldi do?''
Person 2 ''IF YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF CHRISTMAS HE IS GOING TO KILL HIMSELF''.

Garfeldi by IdiotRaccoon June 11, 2023

garfieldism 

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

garfieldism by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

garfeliose 

A small stuffed cat of whom will haunt you nighmares

Garfeliose killed my whole family

garfeliose by The Garfeliose Gang April 4, 2022

Garfielding

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.

Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.

Garfielding by RolePlayingGabe November 4, 2016