Garfeild

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To chew tiny bite marks all around the anus of your lover.

After Chad got through seigning Wynell, he proceded to give her a ferocious garfeild!

Garfeild by Jerry July 17, 2003

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garfeild

that fat cat created by Jim Daves who eats lasagna and what you call any orange cat

person 1 :that cat look like garfeild

person 2 fr

garfeild by herobean5836 April 29, 2022

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Garfeild_commentary

A big wiener

Garfeild_commentary is a ball enthusiast

Garfeild_commentary by Garfeild_cringe May 8, 2022

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Garfield's friend Odie

From Garfield the cat of cartoons, Odie is his best friend besides his teddy bear & Odie always gets picked on by Garfield.

Garfield's friend Odie sure gets the worst of it from Garfield!

Garfield's friend Odie by Starchylde May 29, 2016

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Andrew Garfield

the bestest and only men ever.
source of serotonin.

andrew garfield; tony award winner, academy award nominee

Andrew Garfield by heybesties March 13, 2021

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Andrew Garfield

The hottest man alive

“Who is Andrew Garfield”
“ a celebrity that I would get on my knees for”

Andrew Garfield by Swagplease December 25, 2021

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Garfeldi

The Religion of the second coming of Jesus Christ himself. Popularized by the priest Saltydkdan

Person 1: What the fuck is Garfeldi?

Person 2: Shut the fuck up, Anyone that disrespects Garfeldi in any way will be disposed in the pits.

Garfeldi by MUGlol69 October 20, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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