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Garfieldism 

To be manically attracted to Garfield and surrounding art, objects and other forms of Garfield. Especially offensive or strange forms of Garfield are to be counted as Garfieldism.
I think he is into Garfieldism, he has wears a gay Garfield t-shirt from aliexpress and has Garfield pictures on his phone.
Garfieldism by Garfieldist64 June 9, 2021

garfieldussy

a more formal version of “garfussy”; means andrew garfield’s boy pussy
damn man, andrew put his whole garfieldussy into tick tick boom, give him an oscar already

Garfielding

When a couple makes slopping/popping noises while kissing, the sound is comparable to Garfield The Cat eating lasagna.
Gabe and Devin were totally garfielding earlier.
Garfielding by RolePlayingGabe November 4, 2016

Garfieldsexual

A Garfieldsexual is a person who has a sexual attraction to Garfield from the comic strip by Jim Davis.
Mom, dad, I think I’m Garfieldsexual
Garfieldsexual by Alpha01 January 9, 2021

GarfieldIsDoc 

Profile,

Height: 4'6
Weight: 130Lb
Hair line: _______________________________________________________________________
Sexuality: PanSexual
Race: Indian
Favorite animals: Dogs
Best Friend: Kae9ine
Rank: Silver 2
Favorite YouTube video: How to get taller
Favorite follower: Mintys_Memes

Description,

Very short yet successful full time content creator. His slogan has everything to do with the fact that KD doesn't matter, even tho he knows its bullshit. This perm head-ass really thinks a .8 is diamond worthy. So close to his Microphone, that its practically drenched in saliva. He also hates his followers. Thats pretty much all.
"Kd doesnt matter" - GarfieldIsDoc
The definition of tips and tricks
Also used Xim on console
GarfieldIsDoc by fatter neek August 25, 2020

Garfielding

Female Snoogling is called Garfielding
When two girls line up just right during the act of scissoring and thier lips connect creating a suction much like a toilet plunger... this is called Garfielding due to the resemblance of Garfields mouth.
Dude, i was at bike week and these two chicks started garfeilding on the bar! They had the suction so tight it took two bikers to pull them apart!
garfielding female snoogling plunging
Garfielding by V. Guerrilla January 21, 2011
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
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