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gandouche 

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.
That guy is a gandouche.
gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007

Vardouche 

A word to describe an individual who has shown themselves to be very emotionless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.

A soul less person that has zero ability to be nice to people within his group of "friends".

A person that has the ability, passion, and purpose in life to undermine others dreams

Has zero appreciation for the Tri-Wizard Tournaments and all things associated with Harry Potter.
I was submitting ideas for new events and I was totally shut down and dismissed since I said "Tri-Wizard" He was such a Vardouche.

yo! Vardouche shut your mouth!

Fuck you Vardouche.

Why you such a Vardouche?
Vardouche by Beiber ManChild March 15, 2011

kardouchean 

1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011
When your knickers go up your bum. Same as a wedgie.
"I've got a groucher!"
Groucher by Suzi no m8s October 12, 2009

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".
Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!
Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014

Gadouched 

Just went to the 'Frozen' meet and greet with my daughter; she got gadouched! Thankfully. I got a picture... #blessed
Gadouched by UggBoots December 27, 2020