The very first video game which teaches you how to shoot up with real needles. Heroinsmith is a lot like it's predecessor, Heroin Hero, but it uses real needles and real heroin instead of simulated heroin. Heroinsmith is usually played before playing Rocksmith to help you relax before playing.
by TurkTurkleton January 06, 2012
by TurkTurkleton August 17, 2011
A game that seems insanely hard, however it can be won with relative ease by pressing O and W at the beginning so that your runner looks like he's doing the splits, after that press Q and W alternating to move the runner forward; the way he runs will look stupid if you use this strategy and progress will be slow, but it is relatively easy to finish if you use this strategy (however, the hurdle at 50 m can be a little tricky and may take some trial and error to get past).
Guy 1: I just beat QWOP bitches!!!
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
Guy 2: You must be GOD!
Guy 1: Actually, it only took me a few tries, it's actually not that hard. All you have to do is get QWOP to do the splits and alternate between Q and W, although the hurdle at 50 metres can be a bit tricky.
by TurkTurkleton August 27, 2011
Borderline-retarded teenagers (and sometimes twenty-somethings) who think that having "swag" holds any meaning in the real world. Swagophiles have become very common in social media recently, especially facebook and tumblr. Swagophiles are known to post sentimental BS over a filtered instagram photo in an attempt to sound deep, when really it is just a cry for attention. Swagophiles also have the tendency to believe that having "swag" is more important than anything, including, but not limited to intelligence/good grades/education, a unique personality, an actual talent, friends, etc.
Retarded Swagophile#1: Who needs good grades when you have swag?
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
Retarded Swagophile#2: Who needs a condom when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#3: Who needs a personality when you got swag?
Forever Alone Swagophile: Who needs friends when you got swag?
Retarded Swagophile#4: Oh my god, look at this quote I posted over an instagram photo, I'm so deep!!!
by TurkTurkleton July 14, 2012
Ex.1:Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in this history of mankind.
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman
Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.
Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
Mankind -- that word should have new meaning for all of us today.We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore.We will be united in our common interests.
Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom, not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution -- but from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live, to exist. And should we win the day, the 4th of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive!" Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!- President Bill Pullman
Ex.2: Not only did Bill Pullman lead our country and the world through the alien invasion of 1996, but he also flew an FA-18 in the aerial strike against the alien ship positioned near Area 51.
Ex.3: Guy: Why couldn't Obama or Bush be total badasses like Bill Pullman?
by TurkTurkleton July 05, 2012
1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.
2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.
3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.
4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.
3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.
4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.
Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!
" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans
You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans
You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean
by TurkTurkleton December 26, 2011
A term coined by the great Charlie Kelly meaning someone who possesses inferior intelligence and a lack of common sense, similar to a donkey, or activity that would suggest such.
by TurkTurkleton June 07, 2013