Guidouche

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A guido and douchebag combination, a double negative by definition in that a Guido is by definition already a douchebag.

Dude, that guinea is such a guidouche!

Guidouche by Franco Mena December 29, 2009

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Guidouche

A person that is half Guido and Half Douche Bag. Usually dressed in button up shirts and crunchy over gelled hair.

"I'll never understand why this guy insists on dressing like a Guidouche."

Guidouche by Llennodc March 28, 2010

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Related Words

Guidouche • Gurdouche • Guido Cheeto • gadouche • gandouche • Gadouched • Gardouche • Geodouche • Ginouche • Guidochaun

gandouche

A combination of gandu, a Hindi word for an asshole or idiot, and douche, a shorthand for douchebag.

That guy is a gandouche.

gandouche by Dave K. December 11, 2007

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Guidoune

Prostitute

Osti, ca sent donc ben la guidoune!

J'ai vu une guidoune se laver la plotte dans un abrevoir du parc Lafontaine hier matin!

Guidoune by kirederf November 22, 2011

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Gadouched

When you meet Josh Gad and get trampled

Just went to the 'Frozen' meet and greet with my daughter; she got gadouched! Thankfully. I got a picture... #blessed

Gadouched by UggBoots December 27, 2020

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Ginouche

A ginger douche.

That guy is such a ginger and he's a douche... he's a GINOUCHE!!!

Ginouche by Sir JuggaloD May 2, 2010

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gadouche

someone of exraordinary douchyness, when just douche alone does not properly drscribe them.

Can you believe that guy actually likes that shitty band, what a GADOUCHE

gadouche by cameron525 August 10, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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