An insult pertaining specifically to anyone who thinks they are awesome because of their knowledge of Lord of the Rings, Dungeons and Dragons, or any other fantasy/mythical information.--combination of Gandalf and Douchebag
Like an iDouche, except with an Android phone. Less frequent female variant is the andouchette. Typically found in major urban centers, tapping away, unless asked about their device. Responses to queries will always include the phrases "open source platform" and "device choice" and "freedom from the tyranny of the Apple Empire."
I never thought I'd say this, but that damn hipster andouche we met actually managed to be more annoying than any iPhone bastardever could be.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.