kardouchean 

1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.

Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean

kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011

Kardouchean 

Someone with the ability to convince themselves and their feeble minded followers that they are relevant, when in reality they function primarily, as a skank ass, sperm gurgling, cum bucket.

OMG, I used to let my daughter listen to Miley Cyrus, but after she Kardoucheaned on that music show she is whore non grata in this house.

Kardouchean by Barnwood July 14, 2014

Kardouchian 

A person, usually famous and/or rich, that has no talent, knowledge or skill so they rely on their social status to abuse privileges to make themselves the center of attention any opportunity that they can.

So, Bertha just said that she can't wait until she's pregnant because she thinks that the baby belly is so cute. What a Kardouchian.

Kardouchian by Thr3bx November 9, 2011

Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".

Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!

Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014