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1. An extremely annoying family that is only famous because one of them made a sex tape with a rapper. They deserve neither fame nor fortune.

2. Someone who is only willing to have sex with athletes or black guys.

3. Someone who will do anything to not have to do anything, and gets payed to do it.

4. To be famous only because someone in in your family is a slut.

Keeping up with the kardoucheans is the worst show ever!

" What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a fucking idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions? "-Daniel Craig (AKA James Bond) on the kardoucheans

You know what kim, you need to leave this show. You need to go kim, you're rude.-Nikki Sixx attempting to interview kim kardouchean

kardouchean by TurkTurkleton December 28, 2011

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Kardouchean

Someone with the ability to convince themselves and their feeble minded followers that they are relevant, when in reality they function primarily, as a skank ass, sperm gurgling, cum bucket.

OMG, I used to let my daughter listen to Miley Cyrus, but after she Kardoucheaned on that music show she is whore non grata in this house.

Kardouchean by Barnwood July 14, 2014

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Kardouchian

A person, usually famous and/or rich, that has no talent, knowledge or skill so they rely on their social status to abuse privileges to make themselves the center of attention any opportunity that they can.

So, Bertha just said that she can't wait until she's pregnant because she thinks that the baby belly is so cute. What a Kardouchian.

Kardouchian by Thr3bx November 9, 2011

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Kardoucheian

Anyone who watches or has watched, participated in or otherwise gained entertainment value of any kind from watching "Meet the Kardashians".

Check out that Kardoucheian watching that fucking meaningless show "Meet the Kardashians", what an asshole!

Kardoucheian by MHL425 December 18, 2014

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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