"I think if I wanted any pokemon to be real, it'd be a gardevoir. They're loyal to their trainers, and know some good moves. And they're hot."

"You know there can be male gardevoir too, right?"

"Gross!"

Gardevoir by Garde's other acolyte December 25, 2007

Gardevoir

A Pokémon first introduced in Ruby and Sapphire; it has a giant fanbase due to its feminine appearance. However, some people neglect that fact that half of all Gardevoir are male. This can provide a bit of awkwardness. Luckily, Kirlia, Gardevoir's preevolution (and a feminine Pokémon in itself) can evolve into Gallade if it's male. Also, due to its appearance, Gardevoir hentai can be found in thousands of places on the Internet. If you can't find it, then you're a dumbass.

OP: /r/ rule 34 on gardevoir!!
Anonymous: We're not your fucking search engine.

Gardevoir by Derpa Sherpa April 1, 2009

gardevoir

A pokemon known as a waifu due to its womanly appearance.

A: Why do you have a frikkin Gardevoir waifu pillow?
B: Nani!?

gardevoir by ChickenLui November 4, 2018

Gardevoir

A Pokemon with the most NSFW content on The Internet, which is able to be both female and male. Yeah, half of them are traps.

Person 1: Ya'll need to understand that half of all Gardevoirs are male
Person 2: Hee Hoo Hee Hoo NSFW

Gardevoir by Gamsung Salaxy May 20, 2020

Gardevoir

Gardevoir is a fairy/Psychic type Pokémon which evolves from a Kirlia when it reaches level 30. Prior to Generation VI, it was a pure Psychic-type Pokémon. It can Mega Evolve into Mega Gardevoir using the Gardevoirite.

Gardevoir may be a combination of garde (French for guard) and devoir (French for duty). It may also be a combination of garder (French verb for to keep) and voir (French verb for to see), reflected in its Pokédex data, which explains how Gardevoir will protect its Trainer even at the cost of its own life and that Gardevoir has the ability to see into the future.

“Do you have a Gardevoir on your team?”

Gardevoir by Furry Shitsack June 8, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026