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Guardevoir 

The epitome of being fucking horny
Person: Whatcha doing?
Me: Just watching some Guardevoir videos
Person: Have fun watching Hentai
Guardevoir by SwallowMaPiPi April 15, 2024
Words you can keep
A pokemon that is sexually made because of it's feminine looks
R34 gardevoir
Gardevoir by Gardevoirfromhoenn January 26, 2017

Pulled a Gardevoir 

When you make a character and there is a lot of porn of it
I made a new character and I accidentally pulled a Gardevoir
A Pokemon with an unusually large fanbase thanks to it's feminine looks. Don't bother looking to hard, porn is everywhere.
"I think if I wanted any pokemon to be real, it'd be a gardevoir. They're loyal to their trainers, and know some good moves. And they're hot."

"You know there can be male gardevoir too, right?"

"Gross!"
Gardevoir by Garde's other acolyte December 25, 2007
A Pokémon first introduced in Ruby and Sapphire; it has a giant fanbase due to its feminine appearance. However, some people neglect that fact that half of all Gardevoir are male. This can provide a bit of awkwardness. Luckily, Kirlia, Gardevoir's preevolution (and a feminine Pokémon in itself) can evolve into Gallade if it's male. Also, due to its appearance, Gardevoir hentai can be found in thousands of places on the Internet. If you can't find it, then you're a dumbass.
OP: /r/ rule 34 on gardevoir!!
Anonymous: We're not your fucking search engine.
Gardevoir by Derpa Sherpa April 1, 2009
A pokemon known as a waifu due to its womanly appearance.
A: Why do you have a frikkin Gardevoir waifu pillow?
B: Nani!?
gardevoir by ChickenLui November 4, 2018
A Pokemon with the most NSFW content on The Internet, which is able to be both female and male. Yeah, half of them are traps.
Person 1: Ya'll need to understand that half of all Gardevoirs are male
Person 2: Hee Hoo Hee Hoo NSFW
Gardevoir by Gamsung Salaxy May 20, 2020
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