Gaoned

The action of falling in love with Gaon (Xdinary Heroes) because of his ethereal looks and angel like presence

Jooyeon: "I think Gaon is very handsome even more when he nags"
Villains: "He just got gaoned!"

by xiaxxix November 10, 2022

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

gained an inch

This term refers to a man "gaining" an inch to his dick by having done something extremely badass/manly, thus becoming even more manly. Men can wear these accomplishments as a medal and brag about them at later dates.

Dude #1: "Man yesterday was crazy! I definitely gained an inch."
Dude #2: "What did you do to earn that accomplishment?"
Dude #1: "I grew a beard, threw on my plaid shirt and bibs, and went out to the forest and chopped down trees to make myself a log cabin."
Dude #2: "Damn!"

by DerMin August 2, 2011

gooned

to get extreamly drunk

i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.

by amy henwood December 28, 2005

gooned

Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.

Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."

by nljames November 9, 2011

goneded

Being so mf high, you're just on another planet. I mean just absorbing into everything around you.

Person 1: yooo, you barely even took a hit.

Person 2: *just staring*

Person 1: ay man, you're goneded.

by coscofreesample September 2, 2023

gooned up

To be in a state of extreme inebriation, very drunk

"Me and the boys are getting a couple of cubes and gettin' gooned up."

"He's all gooned up and I think he is going to bed".

"We started tailgating at 9, so by 2, we were pretty gooned up."

by DericP June 11, 2008