Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by
two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery
establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you
seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a
couple of days."
Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."