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Hangxiety
The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!
Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!
Hangxiety
A combination of being Hung Over and having Anxiety. Not only are your physically ill, but you also have high anxiety caused by erratic behavior and Black Out periods the night before.
The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.
Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.
The 'bad feeling' you have the day after a night of heavy drinking, both Mentally and Physically.
Physical effects of Hangxiety may include heart palpitations, fatigue, hot flashes, nausea, stomach pain, vomiting, and headaches.
Andy: Dude, you ok? You look like you're going to die!
Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.
Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.
Steve: I drank too much last night, I might throw-up all over myself. Plus, I can't remember shit, I just know I wasn't good, and I feel worried about what I might have done and said.
Andy: Ahhh you just have Hangxiety. I have that every Sunday. You'll be ok tomorrow.
Hangxiety
the feeling felt waking up after a night of heavy drinking. commonly felt at around 4 am. symptoms include overthinking everything you said/did that night and a deep set sense of overwhelming guilt and regret. often the feeling is only temporary and based on irrational fears. it has been deemed as the worst feeling on earth (even worse than childbirth) and should be avoided at all costs. people with hangxiety are likely to say “i’m never drinking again” on their whatsapp group chat and or cry. often includes heavily feelings of nausea and life regret.
friend: “hey why are you up, it’s 4:00am???”
me: “i have such terrible hangxiety, does everyone hate me? what did i say last night? why am i alive, i want to die, this is horrible, i’m never drinking again, i fucked up my entire life there is no coming back from this!”
me: “i have such terrible hangxiety, does everyone hate me? what did i say last night? why am i alive, i want to die, this is horrible, i’m never drinking again, i fucked up my entire life there is no coming back from this!”
Hangxiety by porkycapone3 October 2, 2021
wangxiety
Being nervous or anxious over the size, shape or performance of one’s penis which can result in erectile dysfunction and low confidence levels.
“Doc I got a bad case of wangxiety, what should I do?”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
“Well I’ll start by writing you a prescription for two testicles and advise you to stop being such a pussy.”
wangxiety by Alibaster Slim February 24, 2012
Hangxiety
The crushing embarrassment and shame you feel when you wake up after a heavy drinking session and are fairly sure you behaved badly.
Portmanteau of 'hangover' and 'anxiety'.
Portmanteau of 'hangover' and 'anxiety'.
Hangxiety by Eve Moriarty July 7, 2020
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