Definitions by McMuzz
Hangxiety
The feeling of overwhelming guilt, stress, and worry you experience the day after a drinking binge. Hang-over Anxiety. Hangxiety!
Fuck. I may or may not have done a two man conga line through the Church of Scientology last night. I've got the worst hangxiety. Fuck!
Pootual
A mutual poo. Two people poo on the toilet simultaneously. The "sitter" sits as they normally would while the other straddles that person so they are face to face. The "straddler" then poos through the legs of the "sitter". The goal is for the two poos to hit the water at the same time and join together. POOTUAL!
"My girlfriend and I had our first pootual last night. It was so lovely and intimate with very little splash".