Gangstaitis 

a disease someone gets when they have unprotected sex with a cat

Person 1- Yo bro did you hear about Robbie i heard he got gangstaitis?
Person 2- What is gangstaitis?
Person 1- It means he fucked that cat raw no cap!
Person 2- Ewwww that is so gross i would never get gangstaitis.

Gangstaitis by sablefarts June 3, 2021

gangstawhitis 

Gangstawhitis is a rare syndrome in which a white person from the suburbs truly believes he is a G from the hood. Its is believed that this is caused by a genetic anomaly, in which a G chromosome is added to the X and Y chromosomes during conception. For a male, the genetic makeup consists of XY-G. For a female, the genetic makeup consists of XX-G.

Scientists are still uncertain about the causes behind the anomaly. Some believe it is caused by an overdose of Jerry Springer and bonbons while the fetus is developing in the womb.

Other scientists feel it is caused when the developing fetus comes into close contact with too many large gold-plated chains, in combination with too much twerking by the pregnant mother.

Other symptoms of Gangstawhitis include:
Calling him/herself a "pretty mother fucker".
Thinking he has stacks of cash, when he's only holding $16 plus change.
Often seen pimping a white fedora, or a flatbill cocked to the side.
Typically wears long blonde hair in a ponytail fashion.
Automatically sticks out tongue when being photographed; it baffles scientists that a camera triggers the immediate tongue action.
Throws gang signs that hold absolutely no meaning.

Currently, no cures have been developed for this disease. Some have been able to receive therapy through intense suburban treatment centers in Kansas and Oklahoma. One center forces subjects to listen to country music for 48 hours straight.

"Dude, did you see Travis last night? He has a severe case of Gangstawhitis!"

"Hey Chris, I think we need to get Travis some help for his Gangstawhitis disorder."

gangstawhitis by hotmessjess November 23, 2013

Gangstativities 

Any activity which is bad ass and makes bitches tremble. < Look up Pamela Definition 3. >

Man: " I'm to busy involved in all these gangstativities. "
Pamela: " I hear ya. "

Gangstativities by Reba S. December 20, 2008

gangstaliscious 

This is a word to express satifaction, often used by rather posh and upper class people trying to act like gangsters.

George: So, charles how was that tea-party?
Charles: Yo George it was absolutely gangstaliscious...

gangstaliscious by Raffik October 27, 2007

gangstarism 

Not to be confused with a mannerism or spoonerism, a 'ganstarism' is any sort of pronounciation that would be used in a gangsta-like manner.

gangster would become gangsta, player to playa, the would become da, etc...

gangstarism by benormous September 19, 2005

gangsteritis 

Having very gangsta like qualities.

Yo your cheap ass shoes are gangsteritis.

gangsteritis by Bunny May 25, 2004

Gangstarism 

A Philosophy that dictates living for your own personal vendetta disregarding family, community, society's expectations of behaviour, morality and drive.

It can be socially imposed or a personally imposed dictum.
it is ussually characterized by antisocial, criminal,brutal, pshycopathic, sociopathic mindsets, codes and social structures but not necessarily defined as such. It can be an individual or group ideology and is currently in many version around the world.

The man proved his gangstarism, when his strikes ran out with his mac

What does gangstarism demand of us, in our encounters with fear, death and life.

Gangstarism by leadfeet April 7, 2010