Galgoyle

A gargoyle that crawls in through an open office window, cements its ass to an office chair and spends 20 years being incompetent.

American architecture is unique in that we keep our galgoyles inside our buildings.

Galgoyle by PolarBear59 August 25, 2014

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Gargoyle in drag 

When an unattractive person uses WAY TO MUCH makeup, wigs....

Geeeezzz, did you see the Gargoyle in drag over there?

Gargoyle in drag by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

The Nasty Gargoyle 

When you leave a Cleveland Steamer on a chick's chest while simultaneously firing a load on her mug to give her a Angry Dragon or Salty Pirate.

You have to crouch over her like a Gargoyle.

Megan is such a slut. I think I'll give her The Nasty Gargoyle tonight.

The Nasty Gargoyle by Charlie Golf April 4, 2005

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape 

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.

Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape by Bludshot May 30, 2006

Gargoyle 

When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.

Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.

Gargoyle by Nick McCaslin August 19, 2006

Gargoyle Tears 

The accumulation of tears or moisture around someone’s eyes caused by gag reflex. Comes from the “garg garg” sound of sucking dick.

He could see the formation of gargoyle tears as she kept choking deeper.

Gargoyle Tears by DDiamondT March 7, 2021