Definitions by PolarBear59

allisonberry 

An abandoned hypodermic needle left in shrubbery.

Here is an invasive shrub, called the Allisonberry Clallamensis. It is watered and fertilized daily by shitbirds

allisonberry by PolarBear59 October 7, 2021

Galgoyle

A gargoyle that crawls in through an open office window, cements its ass to an office chair and spends 20 years being incompetent.

American architecture is unique in that we keep our galgoyles inside our buildings.

Galgoyle by PolarBear59 August 25, 2014

tundra tulips 

Is an empty, leaking ,or waste-filled 55-gallon oil drum left out on the tundra. They are often designated on maps as "archeological sites" to avoid the Federal Government making you clean them up.

"Our line passed right through an archeological site, and when we got there, It was nothing but a bunch of d*** drums! Tundra Tulips, Don't touch 'em."

tundra tulips by PolarBear59 June 23, 2007