WIGS (wigs) White Italian
Greasy Slobs. This organization was created shortly after the development of WICAP by Liam
Ireland in order to create a group to which a Bobby
Italy would truly feel at home. This organization has no potential and is really a knock off parody of the ever beloved WICAP. Nevertheless they press on under their leader, Bobby
Italy. Italy, being an open
homosexual, has partaken in practices that have conflicted greatly with his leadership. (i.e. Boy George developing a leadership role in the organization.) For some of these reasons, WIGS is stuggling on the brink of implosion. And sadly, there is no bright future in store for the WIGS within their homeland. This is mainly due to their name which offends many Italians, most of whom have condemned Bobby Italy, calling him a heretic of sorts. However, though WIGS do not look to have a large following within their country of origin, there seems to be a large
French following associated with the group. Thus, their future is unclear as WIGS frolicks into the
mid twenty-first century hopping from one European country to another.
Tabloid Headlines:
WIGS leader, Bobby
Italy is caught in
homosexual love
triangle after being seen in a gay bar.
WIGS files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy protection.
WIGS, after recovering from their economic slump associated with the appointment of Boy George, have regrouped and established new headquarters in a Frech backwater town.
