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WIGS (wigs) White Italian Greasy Slobs. This organization was created shortly after the development of WICAP by Liam Ireland in order to create a group to which a Bobby Italy would truly feel at home. This organization has no potential and is really a knock off parody of the ever beloved WICAP. Nevertheless they press on under their leader, Bobby Italy. Italy, being an open homosexual, has partaken in practices that have conflicted greatly with his leadership. (i.e. Boy George developing a leadership role in the organization.) For some of these reasons, WIGS is stuggling on the brink of implosion. And sadly, there is no bright future in store for the WIGS within their homeland. This is mainly due to their name which offends many Italians, most of whom have condemned Bobby Italy, calling him a heretic of sorts. However, though WIGS do not look to have a large following within their country of origin, there seems to be a large French following associated with the group. Thus, their future is unclear as WIGS frolicks into the mid twenty-first century hopping from one European country to another.
Tabloid Headlines:
WIGS leader, Bobby Italy is caught in homosexual love triangle after being seen in a gay bar.
WIGS files for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy protection.
WIGS, after recovering from their economic slump associated with the appointment of Boy George, have regrouped and established new headquarters in a Frech backwater town.
WIGS by Liam Ireland February 28, 2005
If your lazy, wigs shortens anyone name that starts with a "w"
wigs by SC September 6, 2003
Many wigs resemble large rats.
wigs by Nightmares on earwaX September 29, 2003

wigs on the green 

Wigs on the green refers to a fight, brawl or fracas, or to a difference of opinion that could lead to fisticuffs. It often appears as “there’ll be wigs on the green”, as a warning (or a prediction) that an altercation is likely to occur.

It is originally Irish, dating from the eighteenth century, when men usually wore wigs. If a fight started, the first thing that happened was that the wigs of those involved would be knocked off and would roll incongruously about on the grass, to the amusement of bystanders and the embarrassment of participants.

It has fallen out of use in modern times but continues to be used by intellectuals especially in Ireland.
Will there be wigs on the green at the meeting tonight do you think?
wigs on the green by netwhizkid January 25, 2008

wigs with dad

The manner of which one throws their wig in excitement
*Ian throws Jan in the ocean before he marries Peacher.*
Ian: WIGS WITH DAD OK
wigs with dad by MikeIan December 12, 2019

Wigs me out 

When you don’t like something and you think it is disgusting. When something disturbs you.
That really wigs me out.
Wigs me out by Toadburgler December 16, 2017