Galando

greek for small penis, Galando was originally used by the goddess Hera, wife of the infamous Zeus, King of the Gods.

Zues, I don't know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that Galando you have, my word! You may be King of the Gods, but boy, you sure do have a Galando!

by The Final Composer April 17, 2011

Jonathan Galindo

dangerous hackers online who promotes the blue whale challenge with a profile of a traumatizing cosplay picture of Goofy. Block them at all costs.

Guy: dont trust that fucker, he's probably Jonathan Galindo
Girl: i just blocked him lol

by yankysama July 10, 2020

galindo

Galindo is a awesome last name. GALINDO was a Polish, French, Spanish, Italian, German and British name of Celtic origin meaning foreigner or stranger.The origin is mainly from Spain.You are introspective, prophetic, philosophical, and soul searching, but also can be analytical, critical and opinionated. You think deeply and clearly, have an air of mystery, can be solitary and secretive. You are bold, independent, inquisitive and interested in research. You know what you want and why you want it.Position and social status is very important for you and you are always looking for way to improve your position in society. You have power and ability to chose your own destiny and achieve anything you want in life. You can expand in any direction according to your will and the set of values. You have passion for justice and belong to the position of authority. You have an inherent courage and endurance to accomplish "The Impossible Dream". With the power comes responsibility. You hold keys to the material world, but with this gift comes high spiritual responsibility to be fair and true to others. You are philosophical and mature, determined and intense with a desire to endure, often religious.

galindo last name

by anonymous182001 January 14, 2014

Garandoo

Garandoo is used in a greeting between Excel and Pedro from Excel Saga. The original meaning is unclear but the word appeared in a Japanese singer's album title. The singer was well known for wearing skimpy clothes and people wondered if the hair on his stomach wasn't from...down there. The definition of the word is now considered to be thick body hair and how this has to do with Excel and Pedro using it as a greeting is unknown.

My friend's wife has garandoo, I sort of feel sorry for him.

by Rave September 4, 2005

Glando

Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.

Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.

Example 1:
Q - Yo did you hear Marcus's new rap?
A - yeah man I head that, it was so glando, I think I'm going to use his music to make my own mixtape!

Example 2: #glando

by Marcüscüs Glando Fairley May 25, 2014

Gulando

A new name to replace the common name 'Michael' a common nickname for Michael being Mike or Mikey who many don't appreciate that name but naming one Michael is to formal so they therefore gain the name Gulando. When a Michael is renamed Gulando it is forever kept that way and that person who named the once Michael Gulando to have bragging rights to all future friends in the 'naming ceremony' of the once Michael.

Person1: Michael did you want to go to the opera house?
"Michael": Person1, please call me Mikey or Mike, Michael is to formal.
Person1: No, I don't like those shortened versions. I will call you Gulando.

6 years down the track

Person2 and Person3 do you want to hear the story of how I named Gulando, Gulando?

by AshleighSunshine April 5, 2009

Galindo

When one's fecies, so wrank and stank that it makes yo bathroom explode in brown.

Did you just drop a "Galindo" in my residence? GET OUT!

by NYU.edu September 28, 2023