Garandoo 

Garandoo is used in a greeting between Excel and Pedro from Excel Saga. The original meaning is unclear but the word appeared in a Japanese singer's album title. The singer was well known for wearing skimpy clothes and people wondered if the hair on his stomach wasn't from...down there. The definition of the word is now considered to be thick body hair and how this has to do with Excel and Pedro using it as a greeting is unknown.

My friend's wife has garandoo, I sort of feel sorry for him.

Garandoo by Rave September 4, 2005

Gaandoo

Another spelling of gandu. More accurate transliteration as per actual pronunciation.

A man who likes to be a bottom in homosexual relationship.
A homosexual man.
Gay
Queer
Often used as an insult like fag.

You should not socialize with that man. He is a gaandoo.

Gaandoo by zpack March 2, 2026