Gulando

A new name to replace the common name 'Michael' a common nickname for Michael being Mike or Mikey who many don't appreciate that name but naming one Michael is to formal so they therefore gain the name Gulando. When a Michael is renamed Gulando it is forever kept that way and that person who named the once Michael Gulando to have bragging rights to all future friends in the 'naming ceremony' of the once Michael.

Person1: Michael did you want to go to the opera house?
"Michael": Person1, please call me Mikey or Mike, Michael is to formal.
Person1: No, I don't like those shortened versions. I will call you Gulando.

6 years down the track

Person2 and Person3 do you want to hear the story of how I named Gulando, Gulando?

Gulando by AshleighSunshine April 5, 2009

Glando 

Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.

Glando - somthing that you did was so nice or great that it is hard foreveryone in the room to stop staring. Something that you do that is so undiscribingly great that everyone tries to copy or mirror what you did.

Example 1:
Q - Yo did you hear Marcus's new rap?
A - yeah man I head that, it was so glando, I think I'm going to use his music to make my own mixtape!

Example 2: #glando

Glando by Marcüscüs Glando Fairley May 25, 2014

guando 

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch.

Liz: Hey Christina, how did you get that stain on your skirt?
Christina: Well Liz, I pulled a guando at lunch.

guando by K-Berg January 11, 2008

Guando 

1. Pertaining to, or resembling semen.

"Oh man! I got guando all over my threads, that chick ain't gonna want none of this now, sheeeeeeaa!! I was lookin' fly too"
"Bill asked Monica how she could be so callous as to not have washed the guando off of her dress."
"Man have you seen Danny De Vito recently? Man, that dude looks like a guando with arms and legs"

Guando by Michael Cowen December 14, 2008

Galando 

greek for small penis, Galando was originally used by the goddess Hera, wife of the infamous Zeus, King of the Gods.

Zues, I don't know how you were able to impregnate me three or four times with that Galando you have, my word! You may be King of the Gods, but boy, you sure do have a Galando!

Galando by The Final Composer April 17, 2011

a guando 

V. The act of spilling mayo on oneself and eating it.

usually occurs when one is eating a sandwich at lunch that is filled with excess mayo

not to be confused with guando

Kaitlin: Did you hear what happened at lunch? Christina pulled a guando at lunch. It was soo disgusting!

Allison: Hey Christina, I heard you pulled a guando yesterday at lunch

a guando by K-Berg December 30, 2007

guandong

Dweeb

That kid that gets spitballs all over him, Guandong

guandong by Life64775566944 January 16, 2018