Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
1. it's French.
2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).
3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.
4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
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by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021
Get the GUILLOM mug.A Guillem is the most amazing boy you will ever met. He cares about his friends and family, if you know a Guillem he’ll never let you down. He will be always there for you to rely on.
Also, he is really fuckin HOT. Girls fall in love with him with just on of his looks or smiles. He knows how to flirt, but he doesn’t even need it, girls get crazy for him either way. He doesn’t like Thots, so thots, stay a few meters away from him.
He is usually very healthy and pretty tall, and most of the time he is a latino.
A really nice friend.
A few other ways to call him are:
-Guishe or Guixe
- William or Willy
- Guishermina
Remember, if you ever meet a Guillem, stay close to him, you will get lots of benefits.
Also, he is really fuckin HOT. Girls fall in love with him with just on of his looks or smiles. He knows how to flirt, but he doesn’t even need it, girls get crazy for him either way. He doesn’t like Thots, so thots, stay a few meters away from him.
He is usually very healthy and pretty tall, and most of the time he is a latino.
A really nice friend.
A few other ways to call him are:
-Guishe or Guixe
- William or Willy
- Guishermina
Remember, if you ever meet a Guillem, stay close to him, you will get lots of benefits.
Girl 1: You haven’t seen any Guillem today yet??
Girl 2: No, I am so unlucky, he is so frickin hot, i love him.
Girl 2: No, I am so unlucky, he is so frickin hot, i love him.
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Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.
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when, after lifting up the toilet seat to take a piss, the toilet seat falls, causing it to slam back down on your penis, much like a guillotine
by rickstalentedtongue June 4, 2008
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Hey, can you pull over at the next stop? I'm guillotining a turtle head over here. (spoken from the passenger seat during a long drive)
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"Last night was going great until she gave me the Jewish Guillotine and converted me into an Orthodox Jew."
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