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Guillemette 

Guillemettes are some of the nicest, most selfless, and empathetic girls in the world. She will always stick up for you and is loyal until the very end. When you need a shoulder to cry on, she's there. When you are laughing so hard that you might run out of air, she will be there to laugh along with you. Though all of these amazingly spectacular traits exist within her, she has a dark side too. She may not mean it, but sometimes she makes everyone around her feel invisible and insecure. She changes those around her for the better and for the worst. You are lucky and cursed to ever meet a Guillemette.
Guillemette and I are going downtown tomorrow with friends.
Guillemette by <fakesmiles> February 8, 2019
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Guillemette 

An overly tall, clumsy, teenage boy that always manages to fuck something up. He can often be seen surfing gay porn and shopping for khaki pants and fleece turtlenecks. In his freetime, he enjoys visiting Chip-n-Dale's for a quickie and playing The Matrix Online.
Guillemette: "That tribal tattoo looks so cool."

Strait male: "Shut the fuck up, you queer."
Guillemette by Vaginal Jesus April 3, 2005
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Guilliette

A girl with long blonde hair and bangs. Her friends are always saying she’s beautiful and cute, but she doesn’t ever think so. She’d loves to read, and procrastinate, being the perfectionist she is. She’s always sweet and kind and everyone would love her.
How the frick do you spell, “Guilliette”?
Guilliette by JD_Deltorio February 20, 2020

Guilmette 

It is well known that an actor of merit will often, by a certain facial expression, convey a meaning which the finest flow of language cannot express. ...
person 1..."did you go to the play? the actor was so Guilmette"

person 2..."Yeah, they blew me away! They are amazingly talented!"

Both thinking I wish I was so Guilmette
Guilmette by learned individual February 9, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026