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A Guillem is the most amazing boy you will ever met. He cares about his friends and family, if you know a Guillem he’ll never let you down. He will be always there for you to rely on.
Also, he is really fuckin HOT. Girls fall in love with him with just on of his looks or smiles. He knows how to flirt, but he doesn’t even need it, girls get crazy for him either way. He doesn’t like Thots, so thots, stay a few meters away from him.
He is usually very healthy and pretty tall, and most of the time he is a latino.
A really nice friend.
A few other ways to call him are:
-Guishe or Guixe
- William or Willy
- Guishermina
Remember, if you ever meet a Guillem, stay close to him, you will get lots of benefits.
Girl 1: You haven’t seen any Guillem today yet??

Girl 2: No, I am so unlucky, he is so frickin hot, i love him.
Guillem by Cackblack November 2, 2018
Words you can keep
Man that guy is such a guillem
guillem by Happyfeet36 February 11, 2017

Guillem Aguete Marcos 

A synonym for "owned".
-Damn, hat guy got Guillem Aguete Marcos'd!

Guillermina 

The best kind of people. Loyal,kind,artistic and fashionable. They are the type of people that would wait for you to tie your shoe when you r walking together
-Oh they are an angel

-their name must be Guillermina

-yea you r right
Guillermina by Heyitsdaddy June 2, 2020

Guillermo 

Handsome, good looking, usually have a big cock and are not afraid to use it
Guillermo big cock
Guillermo by Malnourished March 19, 2021
Behold! Let me tell you a bit about French GUILLOM, since you seem to be interested! French GUILLOM is something ethereal! Something that cannot be described to words! It's...it's simply unanalyzable! You see, the thing about French GUILLOM is that we only know little to nothing about this "entity" as you call it. We know for certain:

1. it's French.

2. It can speak French, but has made the impression to us, GUILLOM researchers, that it's too withdrawn to have the courage to speak French, so it weirdly acts like it's Spanish instead (which we, GUILLOM researchers, highly doubt).

3. It is an object-sexual individual, from many precise investigations and reports that delineate instances of him trying to insert his penis into the structure of the Eiffel Tower, perhaps because it thought it could impregnate it.

4. It's intangible, which means it's unable to be touched and doesn't have a physical presence, though we are aware of his presence because of a special device we created called the G.D, and no, it doesn't stand for Gaucher Disease, but GUILLOM DETECTOR.
5. It appears to be a hermaphrodite, meaning it has both male and female sex organs! We were surprised to discover when we were attempting to scrutinize its existence using the GUILLOM DETECTOR, it isn't a male, for we've also found that it has a vagina and 6 breasts! Fascinating, isn't it? GUILLOM truly is an astounding creation of nature! We've never seen something like it before, in our entire lifetime!
GUILLOM
GUILLOM by Definitely not GUILLOM August 28, 2021

Guillermo 

One of the sweetest person’s I know. He is so caring, sweet, kind, and one of a kind. If you ever find a Guillermo, he’s a keeper ❤️ He will always be there for you and you will find reasons to fall in love with him more and more each day. He might come off as the girl of the relationship but that’s okay. I love him so much. So ladies, you better stay away. He’s MINE! But yeah a Guillermo is the best.
Guillermo is mine.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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