GIFster 

That guy who always links to GIF animations to get the message across on forums or social networking sites; often to keep ahead of the mainstream crowd by not using English(a "popular" language structure).

That GIFster keeps sending me annoying GIF's to my twitter.

GIFster by JHawl October 12, 2012

thoughtless gifter 

Someone that gives gifts without putting any thinking into it.

Shoppers overheard a rude thoughtless gifter say," They get whatever I buy them, their lucky they're getting anything."

thoughtless gifter by jpg3 December 20, 2014

The Downhill Gifter 

"The Downhill Gifter" - While you are giving someone oral sex - 1. Gently reach down and start to massage their feet 2. Then extend your arms fully behind you 3. Then lift upward 4. You should now be resembling a "Downhill Ski Position"

A girl sits pondering and penniless about what to get her boyfriend for his birthday... "Hmm, Well I know he wants to go skiing but we can't afford that... Maybe I could massage his feet? He does work really hard everyday... And every guy likes to get oral sex... Hmm..."... When the Birthday Boy comes home from work, he finds his girlfriend standing in the living room wearing a full ski suit, snow boots and goggles. A little thrown off at first, he says... "So, are we going skiing for my birthday after all?" She smiles back and says, "No... Not quite... :) "Its called The Downhill Gifter

The Downhill Gifter by Maryjane* February 6, 2014

Giftervention 

It's like an intervention, only instead of confronting someone about their problem with drugs or alcohol, you confront them with their problem of being shitty at giving gifts.

Person 1: Aunt Carol gave me socks for Christmas AGAIN this year!

Person 2: Are you serious!? She really needs a giftervention.

Giftervention by Ginger Claus December 2, 2011

re-gifter

A person who gives things they received from others as gifts. They take what was given to them and send it to someone else out of laziness and spite.

Derived from Seinfeld

I think he gave you the same book I bought him for Christmas. He is a damn re-gifter!

re-gifter by elok April 30, 2005

giftery 

A place of business where one may purchase gifts.

Today is Becca's birthday, so I bought her a present from the giftery.

giftery by Ensign Ricky April 6, 2006

Ginsterbation 

Gay Incestuous Masturbation. It is gay because it is the same sex, it is incest because it is the same blood, and it is masturbation because it is your own body. There are only two known ways to ginsterbate: (1) Cloning yourself and having relations with it or (2) traveling time and having relations with yourself.
Identical twins cannot ginsterbate. They could have gincestuous relations but Jim and John are two different people.

a)I look forward to ginsterbation because I can experience my own love.
b)I cloned myself and ginsterbated so I could see my own O-face.

Ginsterbation by Matteyt January 13, 2009