Futchie

A future hootchie. Used to describe a girl who is too young to be described as a hootchie, but her appearance would suggest that she will definitely be one in the future.

Man, that 12 year old girl in the halter top and mini skirt is a total futchie!

by Stan Theman August 20, 2007

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

by sWanker March 25, 2021

Futcher

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.

"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"

by bl4d3 December 26, 2004

futchet

(fyoo-chit) N. a young, future ratchet. A ratchet being a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

a younger female, usually under 18, that you know just by looking at her that she will for sure become a ratchet. a future generation ratchet. ratchet

*This ghetto, underage night club is filled with nothing but futchets.

by Tomchew87 June 3, 2014

futchi

Futchi is a mix between football and squash. It can be played one against one or with multiple players. The aim of the game is to shoot out your opponent and win the ball. Games are played in sets to 11 points.

Let's play a game of futchi.

by Zeroxeno May 18, 2016

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Fuchie

Something that smells outright disgusting, rank, or funky.

Allee: When Josh walked by he smelled so musty.
Nicole: Not musty...he smelly fuchie!!!

by NLew19 August 27, 2008