Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

Futchered by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

fluthered 

In Dublinese, to achieve a state of inebriation that renders one frivolous, silly and dangerously prone to saying things like, 'I love you man' and 'You're me besht mate, seriously; whaddaya fuckin' laffin' at? Ye prick. I never liked you anyway...'

Jaysus, I had 15 rum and blacks, I was bleedin' fluthered.

fluthered by TopDecco May 14, 2005

Fuckered Up 

The act of being fucked up and beyond. When being fuckered up you may often find yourself having regrets the following day

That dude was so fuckered up last night that he ended up naked and had to send out sorry notes the following day.

Fuckered Up by Rob (GTron) August 22, 2005

fluthered 

very drunk; too many alcoholic drinks

My girlfriend went back to school yesterday and last night I got absolutely fluthered.

fluthered by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

Fanchered

Verb.

When getting caught looking at porn by your parents. Made famous by Caleb.

Also widely becoming an action verb with multiple meanings. The new filler word.

Dude! I totally got fanchered this weekend and got my computer taken away

Fanchered by VivalaKatie January 10, 2009

Futcher 

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.

"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"

Futcher by bl4d3 December 26, 2004