Futcher 

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.

"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"

Futcher by bl4d3 December 26, 2004

futcher 

next , what will happen.

what will happen in the futcher

futcher by hiyaaaa! July 25, 2023

Futcher

A person who completely misunderstands or fully ignores a plan and or explanation and proceeds to go about the following task in their own ruinous way and blames it on someone/something else.

Were you even listening to me..? You're such a futcher.

I haven't done anything productive in the past seven months... Fuck my futcher life...

Futcher by Kodo_kuna May 19, 2026

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

fetcher 

1. a generally despicable person

2. a person who receives a lucky break/opportunity that you were hoping for

3. a single member of the notoriously unsuccessful boy-band "The Fetchers" from Wendover, NV

1. "Nate just ratted me out. What a fetcher!"

2. "I can't believe that fetcher got a star-lightning combo on the last track of Bowser's Castle."

3. "I heard the Fetchers broke up. I heard the short fetcher likes gay servicemen."

fetcher by Mudskins July 21, 2006

fetcher 

A word used in the Game "MorrowWind"tm by Bethesda Games, and related games, as an insult of the lowest kind.

"That Fetcher would sell his own Mother for the price of the look on her face."

fetcher by shogun459 November 27, 2016

futhermucker 

polite, er... less vulgar way of saying motherfucker

Futhermucking bon of a sitch!

futhermucker by alternity April 10, 2003