futchet 

(fyoo-chit) N. a young, future ratchet. A ratchet being a diva, mostly from urban cities and ghettos, that has reason to believe she is every mans eye candy. Unfortunately, she's wrong.

a younger female, usually under 18, that you know just by looking at her that she will for sure become a ratchet. a future generation ratchet. ratchet

*This ghetto, underage night club is filled with nothing but futchets.

futchet by Tomchew87 June 3, 2014

Friend Futcher

Code word for lads to use when a new friend comes in and tries to hit on your girl. Futcher is the Hindi meaning for Future, this is a friend to watch out for in the future. Once he’s made his way into your inner circle, he’ll turn into a sex pest, hanging outside your house, following your girl everywhere she goes like a rat up a drain pipe.

Code for the boys to say straight away so you can straighten him out as soon he goes into the gents with a Glaswegian kiss.

Bro, we’ve never seen you here before, where did you say you’re from?

Friend 2, warns of friend Futcher

Friend Futcher by sWanker March 25, 2021

Fatchet 

Fat and ratchet

Wow that chick you were with last night was fatchet.

Fatchet by Whodat201 April 11, 2015

Captain Fuschetti 

Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and can´t take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isn´t fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heś a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.

"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ¨Nah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruh¨

Captain Fuschetti by Thanos Dabbing April 30, 2019

Futcher 

To Futcher is to steal another male's girlfriend.

"Man, he totally Futcher'd him!"

Futcher by bl4d3 December 26, 2004

Futchered

To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.

Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?

Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??

Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!

Futchered by Makokasyx April 23, 2009

Mr. Fuschette 

If someone is a ¨Mr. Fuschette¨ they basically are just a really annoying person. This is an understatement for the man this is based on though. He is almost bald and teaches 7th-grade P.E. If you ask him a question and say Mr. Fuschette he makes you say, captain Fuschette or has you run a lap. He rants on about how good looking Mr. Tucker is and also rants on about the seven times filtered Rob Machado water machine we have. He makes you tuck your shirt into your gym shorts and gets mad at you for no reason sometimes. He is also obsessed with fishing and a pretty good fishing apparel company called Pelagic along with other companies. Although Pelagic is liked by a fair share of kids, Mr. Fuschette takes it to the next level. He wears at least one Pelagic item daily and is getting the fishing club sponsored by them. Essentially he is the most let's say the interesting person you will meet.

Dude that person is such a Mr. Fuschette always ranting on about fishing and stuff.

Mr. Fuschette by xxSumeonexx December 11, 2018