furmented beverage

A "macho" alcoholic drink dat supposedly "puts hair on your chest".

I am terrified of alcohol, and I already gots a nice warm fuzzy chest dat da girls all love to savoringly run their hands over and rest their heads against, so I don't feel da need to have anything to do wif no furmented beverages.

by QuacksO May 20, 2022

Furment

(verb): To shave, trim, or collect animal fur for use.

I had to furment my cat because its fur was too long.

by ShaveWave August 27, 2025