Furment

(verb): To shave, trim, or collect animal fur for use.

I had to furment my cat because its fur was too long.

by ShaveWave August 27, 2025

Fermented Freddy

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

by DPI001 July 5, 2011

furfentein

Exclamation for anything, used in any context

"I got a new car!"
"oo furfentein"

"my mom died"
"furfentein.."

"Yo I accidentally broke your cup"
"FURFENTEIN."

by livelyy October 28, 2022

Fermented Love

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

by Atticusx July 16, 2009

Fermenting

Someone who sits on a couch for far too long is fermenting, and should generally be beaten to a pulp and stuffed into a bottle with brewers yeast for two weeks. This creates an incredibly potent and mind numbing alcohol... Goes great with twice baked potatoes.

dude, Wesley, you just watched an entire effing season of LOST in one sitting...you're fermenting!

by ChristinaWHILES July 28, 2010

fermentation

(v) the act of depriving a substance of oxygen while it goes through cell respiration. Several things can come of fermentation,lactic acid in an animal cell and ethanol (alcohol) in a plant cell. In certain plant cells such as grain and grapes adding yeast during the fermentation process can cause it to create desirable alcohol such as wine and different types of hard alcohol or beer. It should be noted that drinking alcohol from grain plain is not practical and it must be added to a substance to create an edible drink e.g. vodka

The fermentation of grapes result in wine.

by chodey mcchode April 25, 2006

Furmanther

The feeling and sound of a change in tension on a spring; is most commonly used to describe a door handle mechanism, but any change in tension is applicable.

As he turned the knob, he could feel it furmanther as he pulled the door open. Then again as he released the knob.

by rosie123454353565 February 17, 2022