formentera 

The smallest of the four Balearic Islands, off the East coast of Spain, in the Mediterranean sea. Since the 1980s tourists crowding the island over the Summer season have become the main source of income for its inhabitants. Thus, both population and infrastructure have grown excessively. It was a truly magical piece of Earth until the late 20th century.

- I'll spend my Summer holiday in Ibiza this year!

- WTF?!?! You could spend it in Formentera instead!!

formentera by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera 

The perfect combination of land, vast skyes and pristine turquoise seas.

- What do you call the inhabitants of Formentera? Is it formenterians?
- I call them lucky bastards.

formentera by wassia January 11, 2018

formentera 

Cute little island off the coast of Spain. Peculiarly shaped, it has been described as the most perfect combination of land, sea and sky in existence. A haven of tranquility for the hippies in the 1960s and 70s, today it has become a tourist mecca during the Summer season.

- I'm off to Ibiza for my Summer break.
- Big mistake! Formentera is right beside it and SO much better!

formentera by wassia July 20, 2018

formentera 

Cute little island near Ibiza that was an unspoiled haven of tranquility until the late 20th century and has now become a tourist Mecca. Steady growth keeps eroding its soul and locals don't seem to do much about it.

- Beaches in Formentera are spectacular, but the local government has tarred most of the old roads and keeps issuing licenses to build new ugly buildings.
- I know. People never learn.

formentera by wassia January 28, 2019

Foreskin Fermenter 

When you sew your foreskin closed to ferment whatever smegma is under it into a beautiful stinky green cheese that you later spread on bread.

I put my foreskin fermenter to work last night and it seems that I just have to wait for the sweet green cheese to be ready.

Foreskin Fermenter by Greenbriar29 March 8, 2023

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The Washington Fermenter

The act of shoving grapes up your partners ass, making them clench until the grapes turn to liquid, plugging them, and fucking them to the desired time, then draining the poorly fermented grape juice into a cup, drinking half, and spitting the rest into their mouth for them to enjoy.

"I tried the Washington fermenter with my boyfriend, held it for about 2 days!"

"What the fuck, Deborah?"

The Washington Fermenter by CJ, the master of Hepatitis. January 7, 2026