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the futty 

A type of masturbating where he thrusts his dick against the friction in his jeans.
Did you see Justice over there doing the futty?!
the futty by justlava February 17, 2018
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Fupty • funty • fusty • fuppy • Funtybunt • fumpty • Fupsy • fupt • futty • Futy
Old-fashioned and out of date.
She was a fusty old maid.
fusty by Lavidia December 26, 2008
Comical alternative to the word 'funny'. Could be used sarcastically, using a silly voice.
Used in the book 'You're A Bad Man Mr Gum' by Andy Stanton (one of the characters cannot pronounce the word 'funny' correctly)
Person 1: <tells bad joke>
Person 2: Wow! That's funty!
funty by Coasterbrock December 15, 2008
Text slang like "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.
Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."
FUTY by Knave_RL October 8, 2017
for short term usage of the phrase "fair play to you"
fpty paddy! dat was a nice hole you got yourself there!!!
fpty by h.isgoal October 30, 2009
Funty means “Funny” made up by Miley Cyrus
If I come for you it will not be Funty.
Funty by YourNamehereIG April 18, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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