Comical alternative to the word 'funny'. Could be used sarcastically, using a silly voice.
Used in the book 'You're A Bad Man Mr Gum' by Andy Stanton (one of the characters cannot pronounce the word 'funny' correctly)
Person 1: <tells bad joke>
Person 2: Wow! That's funty!
Text slanglike "lol" or "fml", Pronounced "foot- ee" Stands for "Fuck you, that's why." Often used when someone asks a rhetorical, unanswerable, or stupid "why" question.
Grandma: "Why did you throw up in my shoe?"
Cat: " Cuz Futy."